Old Crabby's Complaints

I am sick of a whole lot of things. This is where I complain and complain and complain - BUT better, I offer you the chance to complain with me! Let's tell the world what we're sick of!

Friday, December 09, 2005

here comes the snow

great. here it comes. i feel bad for the people in the midwest who got hammered the last few days. more importantly though i feel bad for me. i don't need this cold weather, and i definitely don't need the damned snow.

it piles up, makes messes, causes accidents, slows things down, starts to look like sewage after a few cars have driven past. disgusting. i remember shoveling that shit back when i was a kid. the driveway would fill up quick. sometimes i'd be stuck shoveling at night, so that when i'd have to shovel in the morning it wouldn't be as hard. that sucked.

you know, some people think the snow is pretty. and it is pretty for a few minutes. then it's just a pain in the ass. driving around is atrociuos. and travel becomes dangerous now that i think about it. then we become worried about loved ones (even the ones we complain about, for me that's all of them).

snow. sleet. ice. hail. none of them bring any good. it's the worst part of the season. no, the cold is worse. no the snow. it doesn't matter - they are forever linked as winter obstacles i wish i could avoid.

and hey, don't start telling me to go back to Boca. just because i have some family who were smart enough to head down there, doesn't mean i'm ready to be put to pasture. actually, i think i'd be more partial to arizona, and the nice dry heat. but there are a lot of cacti in arizona.

don't get me started on cacti...

Thursday, December 08, 2005

i'm not a happy camper

ok, so i generally consider myself to be relatively happy. but i have my moments where i derive most pleasure from the pure complaints of all life around me. it might sound absurd, but i truly gain joy by complaining. that's not even half of it though, i find ways to complain even about things that i like, and frankly i'm bored with complaining about stuff all on my own.

i want you to complain with me. well, you're not ready yet. i haven't gotten the ball rolling. but i will get it going, and going, and going. i hope you'll join me along the way.

basically, i'll just tell you what i'm pissed off about, and hopefully you'll agree, disagree, etc. i think people enjoy sounding off on the internet. that's pretty much the only thing people do other than check movie times and surf porn anyway.

so join me in the complaining. let's see what we can do to make others miserable.

you didn't expect me to want to fix things did you? then what would we have to complain about?